Grampy One-Liners

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#1. "They accept credit cards. IT'S FREE!!!"

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Oren Elizabeth Paulin Remember, Mr.Z maybe our last animal: so be good to him.
March 22 at 6:33am Unlike 4 people.



Oren Elizabeth Paulin When Dad came home from work, he opened the door and yelled "Fun, Dad's home!"
March 22 at 6:53am Unlike 2 people.



Ailis Donovan Kiernan See if you can be the first one to see a potato chip truck.
March 22 at 7:31am Unlike 2 people.



Keara Maureen Watson To me, a long time ago, "What do you want to be when you grow up? A doctor? The first woman president? Or, maybe a doctor?"
March 22 at 8:03am Unlike 2 people.



Simon G Donovan Dad: "You kids can be whatever you want to be. I don't care which branch of medicine you study."
March 22 at 8:20am Like 1 person.



Simon G Donovan ‎(At a cocktail party). Woman: "You have 11 children? I've always wanted to meet a sex maniac!" Dad: "Well... my wife is around here somewhere..."
March 22 at 8:21am Like 3 people.



Simon G Donovan ‎(After reading Moby Dick) Dad: "I fancy myself an Ishmael. But I'm pretty sure you think of me as an Ahab."
March 22 at 8:27am Like.



Lea Donovan Watson On Grampy's frist visit to the Watson teenytiny condo in Waterville Valley he said; "I am amazed at how conveniently you can accommodate so many people comfortably."
March 22 at 8:54am Unlike 1 person.



Lea Donovan Watson and....then he added; "all it takes is money (and power)." this prompted a HUGE discussion on the difference between money and power to which he asked; "What good is money without power?"
March 22 at 8:56am Unlike 1 person.



Lea Donovan Watson ‎"I'm surprised Meme says she has nothing against money. She gets rid of it as fast as she gets it !"
March 22 at 9:01am Unlike 3 people.



Lea Donovan Watson ‎"Let's go down the beacharino."
March 22 at 9:04am Unlike 3 people.



Lea Donovan Watson To the many toddlers who appeared in his long life who were learning about "mine", he'd gently squeeze their knees with affection and say; "Those are Grampy's knees." He delighted in the squeals of laughter, protest, exclamations, and banter as to who owned those knees.
March 22 at 9:09am Unlike 3 people.



Lea Donovan Watson ‎....about meme; "What a mother."
March 22 at 9:10am Unlike 3 people.



Keara Maureen Watson to me, recently, when I told him that I was going to France to teach English, "We'll come visit you."
March 22 at 10:49am Like 3 people.



Linda Ellison These are fantastic!!!
March 22 at 11:25am Like.



James G. Watson ‎'Hey Eunice, bring out some more hot bread!' After hiking the Webster Cliff Trail in Crawford Notch, Grampy and Meme took about 20 of us out to eat at an Italian restuarant for Xander's brithday. One waitress at our table yelled to the other waitress in the kitchen about getting us more bread. Grampy thought this was hilarious. This became a familiar line whenever we got together for dinner - at our hosue or Centre Farm.
March 22 at 11:34am Like 2 people.



Simon G Donovan ‎"Why should I learn Latin? It's a dead language." Dad: "Well... You're going to be dead for a long time."
March 22 at 11:43am Like 1 person.



James G. Watson ‎"Another one of those 'wall to wall' people events."
March 22 at 11:52am Unlike 1 person.



Simon G Donovan Dad (after refusing to change American dollars into Francs): "I know we're in Paris. But I bet there's still a Frenchman here who likes to get his hands on couple a' greenbacks."
March 22 at 11:57am Like 2 people.



Lea Donovan Watson About 5 years ago, I was talking with my dad about death. I said; "Well, dad, being a doctor, you must have witnessed a lot of people dying." Dad answered; "Yes, I did...... and no one ever came back and complained about it."
March 22 at 12:06pm Unlike 2 people.



Simon G Donovan ‎@lea. I LOVE that one. It reminded me of Dad saying: "I really should think of a way to thank all these smokers and drinkers. Without them, I'd be outta business!"
March 22 at 12:11pm Like 1 person.



James G. Watson After a fire pit at 544 Grampy said; "I'd have to say this was one of the most perfect events ever."
March 22 at 12:18pm Like.



Charley Donovan ‎"Whoever poured the water down the hole, raise your hand."
March 22 at 5:20pm Unlike 1 person.



Charley Donovan ‎"I've had a killing day."
March 22 at 5:26pm Like.



Charley Donovan The Police: "Dr. Donovan, your horse is going down Main Street." Dad, after getting dressed and taking up the chase, "But wait. I don't have a horse anymore."
March 22 at 5:29pm Unlike 1 person.



Charley Donovan ‎"I'll give you a quarter for that."
March 22 at 5:29pm Like.



Denault Donovan An EMT has responded to a 911, Dad has already recovered from a small siezure, Dad apologizes for the wasted trip, the EMT says don't worry you're taxes pay my salary; Dad says "I'd rather have the cash back"
March 22 at 5:30pm Unlike 1 person.



Maureen Donovan OK. I suppose I should join the party.... When Dad was giving me a hug, her would often turn to Mom and say, "Remember when Maury was our only child?"
March 22 at 5:43pm Like 1 person.



Maureen Donovan Feeling very appreciative of all my sisters and brothers. as well as my mother right now.... Also, feeling Dad's spirit with us at Centre Farm tonight.
March 22 at 5:44pm Like 1 person.



Gale Gibbons From a note he sent after Moni & Simon got engaged about Monica reading a 300 page book by Christopher Dawson--"I thought Simon you've got to marry this girl.. . .Thanks for making such a perfect mate for our adored son (Baby #11)." A special man. . .
March 22 at 8:10pm Unlike 2 people.



Denault Donovan Great one Gale!!
March 22 at 8:16pm Like.



Denault Donovan Shauna was loading a truck for an auction. Dad asks me to help her and to get as much junk as I can out of the barn. I end up loading a chair that belongs to dad. Dad buys the chair at the auction...Why did you buy that chair dad?..."I have one just like it i n the barn"
March 23 at 3:14am Like 1 person.



Ailis Donovan Kiernan Let's trade this mother in for a fat one.
March 23 at 5:19am Like 1 person.



Maureen Donovan Very funyay.....
March 23 at 8:19am Like 1 person.



Lea Donovan Watson ‎"I see a Christmas tree, ha ha. Ha ha." Dad promted us to look for Christmas lights while driving in the Dodge stationwagon. I am sure it was a distraction technique to stop some baby from crying or two kids from poking each other. Jim and I used it with our kids and I share it with families in Auditory-Verbal Therapy. It works!
March 23 at 4:19pm Like.



Christine Bresnahan I love reading all these! What a fabulous idea!
March 23 at 6:35pm Like.



Tara Donovan Canellas I remember getting a gift for being sick!
March 23 at 8:03pm Like.



Simon G Donovan Kd nicknames from dad: Sizzle (Simon), Alice-a-piece-a-pie (Ailis), Denziger (Den), Granjovi (Grant), Taz (Tara), The Wizard (Oren, Oz), Lee-lee (lea), Chaz (Charles), Shauna-nina (Shauna), Eduardo (Ed)...
March 23 at 8:04pm Like 1 person.



Rosemarie Casey As I would look forward to my summer vacation: It's the 4th of July--summer's almost over
March 23 at 8:04pm Like 1 person.



Simon G Donovan ‎@pinky - You are SO RIGHT! I remember this. We're reading this and laughing at the farm.
March 23 at 8:05pm Like.



Denault Donovan NO TV ON SCHOOL NIGHTS!!
March 23 at 8:24pm Like.



Lea Donovan Watson Jim & I were new parents. Keara was 9 months old. She kept climbing out of her crib and falling on the floor. We'd put her back in her crib and tell her not to do that. We tried this and that. Nothing worked. Finally out of desperation, I called Meme & Grampy for advice. Grampy said; "There is only one solution; you and Jim get in the crib and let Keara have the house."
March 23 at 8:37pm Like 1 person.



Simon G Donovan ‎@Lea: and that's pretty much what you did! :)
March 23 at 8:42pm Like.



Lea Donovan Watson I always laughed at Grampy's jokes and followed his advice....lol - always?
March 23 at 8:45pm Like.



Maureen Donovan On Saturday mornings: "Maureen - wake up! It's 7:45 and you're gonna be late for school." Then laughing hilariously as I jumped out of bed and raced to get dressed..... (Regret to admit it, but this joke never failed to work ... slow learner; not a morning person; undiagnosed celiac... many excuses)
March 23 at 10:30pm Like.



Lea Donovan Watson ‎"Bringing out the Bulleyes is like bringing out the Baked Alaska!"
March 24 at 5:55am Like.



Lea Donovan Watson ‎"There's a big ship sailing on the Illey Alley Oh......"
March 24 at 5:57am Like.



Denault Donovan ‎"Born on a mountain top on Charlies head......."
March 24 at 8:02am Like.



Simon G Donovan When passing an antique shop, he would shout: Anti-Q's !!
March 24 at 2:07pm Like.



Lea Donovan Watson ‎"I'm almost a hundred!" Dad often exclaimed because he was pleased he lived such a long life. Now, with the typo on the Birches bookmark, it indicates he was "almost a thousand"!
March 28 at 7:54am Like

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