Martine: Is she really a Donovan?

Photos like these make me very suspicious. Take a look at Martine - do you think Donovan blood can do this? She obviously got some crazy Cajun mix in there. I watched her play soccer a while back and needed a nap after the game - it was tiring! But the last photo is proof that she's a nodder, as she casually talks smack with another player. I consider my most valuable athletic asset my ability to make fun of the other team. It's a necessary role, and one that I have come to cultivate over the years. As I head out on my 1.5 mile run, from which I'll return exhausted and achy, I know, that deep down, I'm a true athlete.

Talkin' smack: the difference between "wanna bees" and champions!